- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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