Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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