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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Title IX

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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