what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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thomas!!!!

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anti Joke

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