What is square and grey? A grey square.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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