What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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