Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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I love you

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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