Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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