- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

women's rights

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

here's a joke... the american education society

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What would u like to drink?

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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