A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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