- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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