- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what do you call a black chef glendon

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