- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Amanda Knox walks home free.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

cats are pussies

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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