- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

stinky boner

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

who do we all like george goodburn

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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