How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

the NAACP

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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