- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

How do you make a car? You build it.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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