Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

you give like i give lomain

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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