- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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