- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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