- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Ring Ring Hello? Click

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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