A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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