Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock Knock. Not home.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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