- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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