An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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