- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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