What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Poop.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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