Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man walked into a bar owch

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats green? The color green.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Fat? Jesse Z

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

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