- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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