What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

anti jokes are really funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Black people having a Job.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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