What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What is the difference?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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