Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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woman's rights

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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