Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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