- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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