Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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