- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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