- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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