- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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