Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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whats black and large -me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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