- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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