- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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