- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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