How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Get some flipping new jokes people

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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