- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A American seeking into mexico

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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