- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's half of 8? o

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Indians

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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