a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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