- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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