- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

i love to lick...

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Women's Rights

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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