- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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