What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Anti Joke

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