- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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