- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Where's my tractor?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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