- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

hey hey apple

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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