- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

hey hey apple

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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