Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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