- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

This sentence is a lie.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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