- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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