Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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