- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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