Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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