- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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