why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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