What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Llamaworm

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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the bible

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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