What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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women's rights

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Vote this up

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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