- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Robin get in the batmobile!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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