Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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I'm Spartacus

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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