What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

I'm Spartacus

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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