- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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