- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Indians

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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