- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

your mama so old, shes dead.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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