- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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