What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You were born.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

im @ work, LOL.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Girls soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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