- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

All of these jokes are about white people

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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