- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

how do you win a game try your best

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

kieran is a homosexual

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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