- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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