- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

if you don't like this you're gay

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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