- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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