What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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