- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Once, I went to Peru.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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