- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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