- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

The Labour Party.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A praying mantis is very graceful

Knock Knock. Not home.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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